In other news, Eva Longoria Parker said that she's not Pregnant, she just fat.
The 33-year-old and husband Tony Parker "went crazy" over the summer, loading up on pasta and pizza, she told Entertainment Tonight.
But, that still wasn't enough to give the pint-sized star more cushion for the pushin'.
"I have butt pads, I have thigh pads, I have stomach pads!" she said. -- Joyce Eng